The newfie joke that newfies will like

A newfie calls the RNC, the Police. "Hello is the the RNC?? I'm calling about my neighbor George Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"

The next day the RNC descends on George's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to George and leave. The phone rings at Georges's..

Hey George

Mike?

Yea! Hey, did the RNC come to your house?

Yes?

Did they say you had Marijuana?

...Yes?

Did they look for it in your back yard?

Yes.

Did they look in your firewood.

Yes, yes they did.

Did they chop it all up?

Yes... How do you know this Mike?

(silence)

(silence)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE