Change the way you think

You need to change the way your brain works.

Oh I know that you've been trying to change your spending habits, and your eating habits, and have been fighting to do this for a while...

And I know that doing this means you need to change just a small fraction of how your brain works...

But you need to change how your ENTIRE BRAIN WORKS RIGHT NOW

I'm not gonna tell you how to do it, you gotta figure that part out, even though, you know, it's impossible.

But, I feel so bad for you that I need a smoke.