Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Teddy's proposals for immigration for Canada

Current policy (for comparison) [quotas/maximums]
172,500 economic immigrants
43,500 refugees
84,000 family class
Immigration 2017
300,000 TOTAL

Economic Immigrants need to pass the points system; IE need to be what Canada needs.

Refugees are Refugees

Family Class is people who are family to those already in the country, but can bypass the points system.



Teddy's proposals:

step one, restore refugees to the 2016 levels, and reduce family class to match
172,500 economic immigrants
59,400 refugees
68,100 family class

step two, increase economic immigrants to a full 10% above and beyond 2016 levels
176,660 economic immigrants
59,400 refugees
63,940 family class

step three, round up the first two to the nearest 1K, rounding down the 3rd to keep everything level
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 refugees
63,000 family class

step four, split the family class in half, half for the existing family class, half for a new "family plus"
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 refugees
31,500 family plus
31,500 family class

step five, rounding, similar to above
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 refugees
32,000 family plus
31,000 family class

step six, reduce the old family class by 10% and switch to family plus (then round)
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 refugees
36,000 family plus
27,000 family class

step seven, increase family plus so both family classes now match the old family class 2017
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 refugees
57,000 family plus
27,000 family class
(321,000 total)

step eight, split the refugee category into two
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 annual refugees
0 special refugees
57,000 family plus
27,000 family class

step nine, adjust special refugees as needed yearly
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 annual refugees
500,000 special refugees (US green card holders from trump ban countries)
57,000 family plus
27,000 family class

step ten, re-adjust refugee numbers back to base for mathematical calculations
177,000 economic immigrants
60,000 annual refugees
0 special refugees
57,000 family plus
27,000 family class

step eleven, gains per year. Population growth rounded down to the nearest tenth of a percent.
1.0%

step twelve, use these 2017 numbers to calculate the 2018 numbers
178,770 economic immigrants
60,600 annual refugees
0 special refugees
57,570 family plus
27,270 family class

final step, round down to the nearest 100
178,700 economic immigrants
60,600 annual refugees
0 special refugees
57,500 family plus
27,200 family class



So, in short, what we have now with two changes.


First, any special events that create refugees would be allowed to over-ride the refugee cap. At this time said refugees should be those impacted by the Trump ban. 

Secondly, the creation of the new "Family Plus" category. While those in the family class would still be allowed into the country without meeting any of the immigration requirements (like speaking an official language) family plus immigrants would need to meet a certain points level. This would prioritize things like age and language.



a few extra notes
currently family class is split into "spouses, partners and children" and "parents and grandparents" with the latter being set at 20K.
My new system would work something like this.
If you speak English or French you get 50 points
You also get a number of points opposite your age out of 65. Hence if you are 60 you get 5 points, if you are 20 you get 45 points.
This is just a very basic example; the actual thing would be a bit more complex; but in short, if you get 50 points, you are let in.
this is done to ensure that those who come here will be able to participate in society and will not be effectively locked into their homes when their child/spouse/parent is not home.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Twitch Plays Pokemon and TheNewTeddy

One day, someone told me about this brand new thing called Twitch Plays Pokemon. I went to see it and oh god it was horrible.

I could see that it was going to quickly die a quick death because it was randomly picking a random user's input


Thats when I had an idea.

This would work a lot better if people voted!


So I quickly sketched out a voting system that should have been easy to program for, and sent a message to the creator.


He never responded


But

Magically

Within a few hours of me sending my idea

Twitch Plays Pokemon suddenly had a voting system! Very similar to the one I had proposed!



...and it was horrible! Didn't work at all! Didn't last long either.


Shortly there after it was replaced with another voting system.

Unlike what I'd proposed.


But know what
It worked

It worked a hell of a lot better than the system I proposed.
And last I checked, that voting system was still, basically, what is used today in various Twitch Plays.



I didn't have the perfect idea.
But I did have a kernel of brilliance hidden in my idea.

A kernel that the creator could see
And he, the creator
Someone more capable at these things than I
Took that kernel and made it into something that could work.




All of my ideas
all of them

Are prefaced with this:


I am aware my system may not work; but I am hoping that people can look at the kernel of brilliance within it, and can take that, and run with it. That someone more skilled and able than I can turn my idea into something that is unlike what I thought, but that achieves what I wanted to achieve in a way far better than I could have ever designed.



The main thrust of my idea was that "This would work a lot better if people voted!" and know what, it did, even if my proposed voting system was shit.


It's one reason I get irritated when people take an idea of mine and dismiss it out of hand without paying attention to the specific things I'm focusing on.




Anyway. I just wanted to get that written down.

fuck your shit emotions

fuck em

Monday, February 6, 2017

from the reichstag fire trial wikipage

The Leipzig Trial was widely publicized and was broadcast on the radio. It was expected that the court would find the Communists guilty on all counts and approve the repression and terror exercised by the Nazis against all opposition forces in the country. At the end of the trial, however, only Van der Lubbe was convicted, while his fellow defendants were found not guilty. In 1934, Van der Lubbe was beheaded in a German prison yard. In 1967, a court in West Berlin overturned the 1933 verdict, and posthumously changed Van der Lubbe's sentence to 8 years in prison. In 1980, another court overturned the verdict, but was overruled. In 1981, a West German court posthumously overturned Van der Lubbe's 1933 conviction and found him not guilty by reason of insanity. This ruling was subsequently overturned. However, in January 2008, he was pardoned under a 1998 law for the crime on the grounds that anyone convicted under Nazi Germany is officially not guilty. The law allows pardons for people convicted of crimes under the Nazis, based on the idea that the laws of Nazi Germany "went against the basic ideas of justice".

time tracking

so I've been doing this. for like a week or two and have some results

in an average day, I spend (hours:minutes)
13:04 on the computer, with 9:23 of that in google chrome
9:50 in bed trying to sleep or sleeping; and 1:06 away from the computer (shopping, resting, using the washroom, etc)

ass

[03:35:21] <BlackrayJack> FUCKING
[03:35:23] <BlackrayJack> NEIGHBORS
[03:35:24] <BlackrayJack> GOD
[03:35:26] <BlackrayJack> DAMN IT
[03:35:41] <EdVenture> Playing loud music again
[03:36:08] <EdVenture> When will those whippersnappers learn we need our rest?
[03:39:22] <Spacebee> [LLJK US 2] is starting a new round!
[03:40:08] * Aescdroid has quit (Ping timeout: 187 seconds)
[03:41:51] <parf> BlackrayJack: love ur neighbour
[03:46:50] * Aescdroid (~aesc@pew.pew.lasers) has joined
[03:47:05] <BlackrayJack> Fucking neighbors.
[03:47:09] <BlackrayJack> HOly fucking shit.
[03:48:50] <parf> what they doin
[03:49:02] <parf> are they having fun, BlackrayJack
[03:51:12] * Grumpchkin (~Grumpchki@4759A873.44B90B20.41F35259.IP) has joined
[03:51:21] <TheNewTeddy> they are fucking
[03:51:28] <HeadSurgeon> the fucking max again
[03:51:43] <efrem> fuck2themax
[03:52:53] <Grumpchkin> Wat
[03:53:42] <Grumpchkin> Who is fucking the max?
[03:53:45] <Grumpchkin> Who is the max
[03:53:51] <Grumpchkin> Why is the max being fucked
[03:55:13] <Grumpchkin> I need answers
[03:55:16] <Grumpchkin> TheNewTeddy?
[03:55:20] <Grumpchkin> efrem?
[03:55:22] <Grumpchkin> HeadSurgeon?
[03:55:27] <HeadSurgeon> in usa? headsurgeon?
[03:58:08] * Dareon (~neored13@synIRC-C7C50ED1.mtaonline.net) has joined
[03:58:18] <parf> BlackrayJack: did u join them
[03:58:56] <parf> Grumpchkin: brj's neighbours are being annoying and we're trying to figure out how they are annoying him
[03:59:07] <Grumpchkin> O
[04:00:54] <parf> and he's being a fuckn tease about it
[04:01:55] <BlackrayJack> I said it like a few times before.
[04:02:00] <BlackrayJack> Playing dumbass music too loudly
[04:02:23] <parf> well why don't you do it too
[04:02:27] <parf> cancel it out
[04:02:32] <TheNewTeddy> tell them to play good music instead\
[04:03:00] <BlackrayJack> Because they have no taste for TheNewTeddy
[04:03:02] <BlackrayJack> and for parf
[04:03:06] <BlackrayJack> I'm taking care of two elderly women
[04:03:29] * ArrBradford (~Kyle@synIRC-32BC1518.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined
[04:03:49] <Grumpchkin> Ask them what their favorite music is then blast it as high as you can so they can hear it with their old person ears
[04:04:41] <BlackrayJack> That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
[04:05:26] * Aescdroid has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
[04:05:37] <Grumpchkin> Yes it does, auditory warfare against the neighbors while still keeping the old people happy
[04:06:04] <BlackrayJack> That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
[04:07:02] <Grumpchkin> Explain which part makes no sense
[04:07:55] <Grumpchkin> Your neighbors are being annoying with music
[04:07:57] <EdVenture> Yo old man if it's too loud then you're too old. CAH BRAH! Hanging twenty's on this rad music bro!
[04:08:12] <Grumpchkin> So you'd normally blast your own music in auditory warfare
[04:08:20] <Grumpchkin> But you are also taking care of two old ladys
[04:08:38] <Grumpchkin> So you specifically blast their music so they wont be displeased
[04:09:05] <Grumpchkin> How does it not make sense BlackrayJack?
[04:10:33] <BlackrayJack> My neighbors are not old. Why would I play music they like?
[04:11:08] <TheNewTeddy> ?
[04:11:10] <TheNewTeddy> oh
[04:11:11] <TheNewTeddy> lol
[04:11:13] <TheNewTeddy> he's pertending
[04:12:26] * Fulvous__ (~JebediahK@synIRC-63FA6D93.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined
[04:12:29] <BlackrayJack> What?
[04:14:04] <Grumpchkin> BlackrayJack you said I am taking care of two elderly women
[04:14:20] <BlackrayJack> Duh.
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[04:14:29] <BlackrayJack> Congrats you can read!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[04:14:30] <Grumpchkin> Or is the women not in the same building as music cunt neighbors?
[04:14:39] <BlackrayJack> OH
[04:14:42] <BlackrayJack> Ok ok ok
[04:14:44] <BlackrayJack> I see what you were getting at.
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the above all happened, word for word
the below is what I should have done and what would have happened to me if I did
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<TheNewTeddy> Congrats you can read!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BlackrayJack> Hey you can't treat me like that; only I can treat people like that
TheNewTeddy has literally been banned from IRC by BlackrayJack